I particularly love the line "Well, hit us with box of quackers, lame duck yer Aunt Fannie." H/T to the Mudflats.
I am off to see if I can find a Texas paper that lets loose on Gov. Big Hair with as much straightforward, no nonsense prose.
UPDATE: Plenty of editorials after the secession fiasco but nothing that compares to the Nugget. I'm going to stop looking because the comments are pretty damn depressing. When did people decide that the anonymity of the Internet excused rude behavior? I must have missed that memo.