Monday, October 27, 2008

Oh. My. God.

I cannot believe what I just read. Apparently, James Pinkerton of Fox News believes that the reason that the McCain-Palin ticket is so far behind is that Obama is in league with the devil.

Yes, that's right. Barack Obama has been endorsed by Satan. I encourage you to read the entire article and don't forget the comments. Those are the best part.

Seems like someone named Saul Alinksky once wrote a book called "Rules for Radicals" and in that book was the following dedication: "Lest we forget at least an over the shoulder acknowledgement of the very first radical, from all our legends, mythology, and history … the first radical known to man who rebelled against the establishment and did it so effectively that he at least won his own kingdom—Lucifer.”

Alinksky, according to Pinkerton, "who died in 1972, was a sort of godfather to all the activist groups that emerged in the 60s and 70s, the most famous (or, if you prefer, notorious) of which today is ACORN." Because of this tie to ACORN, Pinkerton claims that Obama has ties to Alinksy. Obama has called his time as a community organizer as the best education of his life. Since we all know community organizers use all those radical tactics that Alinsky supposedly taught them, Obama is clearly influenced by a Satanist and if McCain would only tell the American people about this, we would all awaken from our kool-aid induced euphoria and realize the truth. Namely, the fact that Obama is the Anti Christ.

Wow, the wingnuts are truly grasping at straws. But don't take my word for it. Read it for yourself. Really. I insist.

And don't forget, Fox News is Fair and Balanced. ('Cause they tell us so).

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